Episode 3 - The Good Friday Wrap

Episode 2 - The King of fruits

The Sandwich to End all Wars and Cure Cancer

Well maybe not. But who knows? I recently got the idea for this culinary delicacy after going through years and years of my hippie friends telling me I should eat more healthy. Like more salads, less meat and blah blah blah. Until I found out that their whole belief in that is merely a trend, like Gator shoes, After Hours and Obama (yeah, I know I'm probably gonna get some shit for this). It doesn't take too long for someone to notice the growing frustrated hippie style wars until you wave a cheap beer and a bag of Doritos in front of their faces, and witness if they can say no or not. So I call this the "Fuck you and get off my case" sandwich. And now folks, I share my recipe with you.

1- First get 2 pieces of bread. It doesn't matter what kind. Any kind you have lying around is good enough and grill them with as much butter as you can fit on a knife onto a frying pan. Adding cheese provides bonus points. Double those points if you replace the cheese with butter.




2- Next. Simple enough, "Bacon-ate" that shit!!








3- This is the complex part. Add the patties of processed turkey (or chicken) that are covered with melted cheese. I suggest broiling the patties in the stove with slices of white cheddar on top for about 7 to 10 minutes. Or until child welfare shows up knocking at your door.




4- Have the 2 sides make sweet sweet "greezy" love. *Forgot to mention this before, but extra bonus points if your frying this in all the fat that was leftover from cooking the bacon.






5- Oh and don't forget the condiments kids! Nothing says french Canadian more than ketchup and mayo.







And that's that! I don't suggest you eating this in one sitting, or at all for that matter. I ate half of it and the only way to describe whatI was feeling is with the following imagery.

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